Adam Hills

Adam Hill is this bright, charming Australian comedian, who I know only from obsessively watching YouTube videos ... over and over and over again. I know that he has a TV show in Australia, but we don't have a TV, so I haven't seen it. Australians, if he is well known to be a wanker or has been involved in some dodgy sex scandal, please do not tell me because I am so smitten with his darling self.

I share with you this hilarious clip because I'm pretty sure that you're going to love it as much as I do. And, the part about the French landing in Botany Bay first is even funnier when you know that it's all basically true.